Do Epic Shit Pencils NSFW

Sometimes you just want to let the world know that you have it all together... even when you don't. 

Pencil Facts

• Pencils are a standard Number 2 lead pencil
• Phrase is engraved
• This pencil is a green with white wording
• It is said that the average pencil can draw a line 35 miles long or  or to write roughly 45,000 words. (Not officially proven.)

This  listing is for 5 identical pencils. Mix and Match listings are also available.